Chuck norris x3
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Chuck norris x3
by [GM] NinjaRex Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:40 am
OKAY post all of your best chuck norris jokes RIGHT HERE
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:57 am
“Extinct” Species Found in Chuck Norris’ Beard
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:57 am
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:59 am
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:01 am
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:02 am
Wow, I could go on forever. Sice it is a spam topic. I just might....
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by FoxMcCloud Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:02 am
antagonist wrote:Wow, I could go on forever. Sice it is a spam topic. I just might....
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
lol but he wants butter on toast D:
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:03 am
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:07 am
Yes he is. Its just fun to spam something I hate 
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:07 am
Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.
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by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:08 am
Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
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by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:09 am
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
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by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:09 am
Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:10 am
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:11 am
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by antagonist Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:11 am
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by Raymondd Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:13 am
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Bet your all happy lol 
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Re: Chuck norris x3
by Raymondd Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:15 am
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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