satanic story time!!!!!

OK hers whats going to happen
Im going start making a story
and u just keep adding 2 it until it becomes
completely homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, and satanic
then we start over
OK here we go.....
o don't 4get 2 keep the story centered wit red txt xD



now its ur turn 2 finish the story

after the demonic force took over his soul his inner fear of god caused him to walk down to hell and challenge satan to a break dancing fight, after 15 minutes of hardcore dancing salad decided to bust out his finishing move, the triple sideways head spin... he attempted it knowing that last time he tried it, he failed and caught on fire, he started with a moon walk for about 30 seconds. he started the amazing move, did 3 backflips into a sideways 180 handspin when suddenly he spontaneously combusted because 1000 years ago when moses used this god declared that this move was physically impossible, so that doin this was breaking the laws of physics, so he had to act fast, so he used his new found satanic powers and turned the fire into ice... which frankly looked fucking awesome...... after he did this satan backed and Salad won

now that salad is the new satan he decided 2 take revenge upon the gangstas that beat his @$$. within a day salad found them and this time he stepped on thier shoes on purpose. wen they started 2 beat his @$$ agin, salad used his demonic powers 2 rip 1 ganstas arm rite off
then beat the other 2 gangstas with it. wen the G's wer beggin him 2 stop he ended thier lives by callin Ozzy Ozbourne 2 bite off thier heads. wen it was over salad felt somthing snap within his head and then....

and than he..... remembered a three six mafia song "Fuck That Shit" and decided to randomly sing it. and than spiderman sensed salad was singing it with his spidey senses and webslinged his way over to salad and than analy raped salad with a fire hydrant...... than

Jesus came in and told him to stfu cus he didn't like him LOL.

[Mod]¿Alex? wrote:Jesus came in and told him to stfu cus he didn't like him LOL.

Win.

e bendover. And when the leader from MYBFF ate a Bendover they died because there was poison in it. And then i laughed cus hes an asswhole anyway.

haha lol he is an asshole
back on topic: bendover than walk a long ways and decided to see how far he'd come (SONG BELOW \/ ) cuz he was bored. but then from no where came jesus and he said "time for a rematch nigger" and than salad with his inner rage ripped jesus's dick off and shoved it down his throat, relizing that his son had dies god turned super sayian 666 and fucked salad with a "KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!"blast

but bendover blocked it with only 1 finger. After that bendover flash jumped over the god, and dropped him a shit. So, the god was in the deep shit.

lol like you Dyth :D

[PsychoSocial]Doomed wrote:lol like you Dyth :D

SO IM THE GOD OH MY FCKING GOD

story:

But the god said:'you'll never win me, i got an ulti'

bendover:'WTF? DotA's ULTI?'

Still in the deep shit, the god said:'DotA?? @.@'

bendover:' DotA stand for Defend of the Ancient, its the map created by frozen frog for the Warcraft III, every hero in this game has an Ulti, which is the strongest skill of him or her, i played it often before i turned into this, i still remember....(long story after it)
The God:' Zzz Zzz Zzz' (was sleeping in the deep shit)

bendover:'=__=|||'

finally the god woke up:' Finally your grandmother's story was ended! Who care what DotA or DatO! Here come my ULTI!!'

Then the God started to cast, and spelling the spell :
' Welcome to Ulti's Service Center (USC). For english, press 1. Chinese, press 2. Spanish, Press 3. Tamir, Press 4.'

God:'1'

Bendover: -__-

The spell continue:
'if you wish to know about your personal Ulti, press 1. If you wish to change your Ulti plan, press 2. If u wish to have a conversation with our workers, press 3. If you are in the DEEP SHIT, press 4. Back to the options before, press 5.'

God:'4'

Spell: Ulti activated

God: 'With this ulti, im able to hack into the database! and roll back the MySQL! You will NEVER win me!!'

Bendover: NOOOOOO!!

A sudden red light fall into bendover's eyes, and he fainted
when he woke up, he found that...

he was walking down the street. As he was walking he saw an interesting group of young gentlemen and he noticed that they were all wearing red bandannas. And his name- SALAD

ive never played Warcraft

LOL, i found this thread to be FUCKING HILARIOUS XDD

When salad saw those re bandana young gentlemen he then ran back to his house knowing that his clumsyness would make him in trouble so he picked up his army knife on the way, when he passed him he then TRIPPED on the shortest guy's feet and then they picked him up and said "Wtf you effing geek!" Salad had grinned a little he then pulled out his army knife he then slit the tallest guy's throat, sliced n diced off the short guy who was holding him up and he shanked the rest of the "gentlemen" he then took their dead bodies home and chopped them up like little peices os meat and fed those peices to stray dogs which salad had poisoned the dead decaying peices of the red gang and the dogs have died the next few days and then salad had turned those dead dogs into ball franks and the people who have cooken it and ate it were at a party so he knew he used a machine with infected cyanobacteria that he knew would give out spontaneous influenza that is deadly enough to kill all of the party members in a instance.... after that cultivated, planned party of death salad fed those dead people to sharks but with those infected organisms the sharks turned black and died then salad used his demonic powers to turn the shark to its normal color and then sold them to sushi makers and the sushi makers were able to make 1billion sushies out of those 2 thousand sharks that have been cultivated and now those people have eaten the sushi will not die but reproduce many times and those children who have touched other children will automaticly die, but then one man have came into this situation his name was ..............

The god...
and he activated his Ulti again...
MySQL database rolled back..
SALAD found that..
he was walking down the street. As he was walking he saw an interesting group of young gentlemen and he noticed that they were all wearing red bandannas.

So he pooped his pants and cryed like a baby

TESTTTING

sheskle wrote:So he pooped his pants and cryed like a baby

Cried

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and those with red bandannas noticed him.
they...

they had a feeling of dey ja voo
and ran away shiting them selves
god came back and tried 2 make salad rol back but salad kicked him n the nuts and made his nuts bleed
then salad riped off gods beard and pee'd on him
got then began an uncontrollable rampage but soon died of an overdose of adrenaline
salad laffed at his victory and went 2 haven
wen salad got ther he set the pearly gates on fire
and started flying around throwing tacos n ppls buttholes
then jesus came back and tried 2 stop salad
but salad was 2 smart 4 jesus he quickly disposed of him by takin gods nuts and shovin them down jesus' butt
wen jesus started crying salad drank his tears and wen back 2 killin dead ppl. soon salad was bored wit his victory and decided 2 take on the ultimate challenge and it was...