Re: v3nom looky here

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:32 pm

lol

to many jokes then and some wont be funny Razz

Like who would make more money at the end of their life time?

Hooker or the crack dealer??

Hooker she whipes of her crack and sells it again Smile

by WhaDaFak Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:34 pm

...I dont get it

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:36 pm

she whipes her butt and sells it Smile

by WhaDaFak Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:37 pm

................
OHHHHHHH
I get it Evil or Very Mad

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:38 pm

i knew your mind would get it sooner or later XD

by WhaDaFak Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:39 pm

I have a very slow mind
scratch

Very slow

by [PoisonGirl]Autumn Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:40 pm

I think I hear crickets...

I got one.

Three girls are trapped on an island. A redhead, a brunette, and a blond. They decided to swim to the shore. The redhead swims a quarter way, gets tired, and swims back. The brunette does a little better, gets a third of the way there, gets tired, and swims back. The blond, swims half way, gets tired, and decides to swim back.

Its the first joke off the top of my head. I'll post some better ones later.

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:41 pm

Lol don't worry i will make things better to understand Smile

Translation for WhaDaFak: I .... W..i..ll......T..a..l..k......S...l..o...w..e..r

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:42 pm

Autumn wrote:I think I hear crickets...

I got one.

Three girls are trapped on an island. A redhead, a brunette, and a blond. They decided to swim to the shore. The redhead swims a quarter way, gets tired, and swims back. The brunette does a little better, gets a third of the way there, gets tired, and swims back. The blond, swims half way, gets tired, and decides to swim back.

Its the first joke off the top of my head. I'll post some better ones later.

Lol if its a third of the way then wouldn't she be swimming longer? then the blond :O

by jUnk13 Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:43 pm

WhaDaFak wrote:I have a very slow mind

Very slow

lol me to

lets tell every1 we are special so we get a special treatment. lol

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:45 pm

lol okay the specialest treatment i can give you is to look at my butt Smile

but you can't touch :O only people i know can touch my butt Smile

rofl im random :D

by jUnk13 Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:48 pm

nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna look at ur butt cuz i know u r gonna give me another special treatment and crap on me face while i look!!!!!!!!!

i think were going of topic dont we?!?!?!?!?!?!?

by [PoisonGirl]Autumn Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:49 pm

bigwhite wrote:
Autumn wrote:I think I hear crickets...

I got one.

Three girls are trapped on an island. A redhead, a brunette, and a blond. They decided to swim to the shore. The redhead swims a quarter way, gets tired, and swims back. The brunette does a little better, gets a third of the way there, gets tired, and swims back. The blond, swims half way, gets tired, and decides to swim back.

Its the first joke off the top of my head. I'll post some better ones later.

Lol if its a third of the way then wouldn't she be swimming longer? then the blond :O

Dude, what are you smoking???

1/4 = 25%
1/3 = 33%
1/5 = 50%

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:50 pm

lol thats my specialty to go off topic even on important ones Smile

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:50 pm

Autumn wrote:
bigwhite wrote:
Autumn wrote:I think I hear crickets...

I got one.

Three girls are trapped on an island. A redhead, a brunette, and a blond. They decided to swim to the shore. The redhead swims a quarter way, gets tired, and swims back. The brunette does a little better, gets a third of the way there, gets tired, and swims back. The blond, swims half way, gets tired, and decides to swim back.

Its the first joke off the top of my head. I'll post some better ones later.

Lol if its a third of the way then wouldn't she be swimming longer? then the blond :O

Dude, what are you smoking???

1/4 = 25%
1/3 = 33%
1/5 = 50%

WEED IS LEGAL in amsterdam :O DON'T TELL ANYONE :p

by [PoisonGirl]Autumn Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:53 pm

bigwhite wrote:
Autumn wrote:
bigwhite wrote:
Autumn wrote:I think I hear crickets...

I got one.

Three girls are trapped on an island. A redhead, a brunette, and a blond. They decided to swim to the shore. The redhead swims a quarter way, gets tired, and swims back. The brunette does a little better, gets a third of the way there, gets tired, and swims back. The blond, swims half way, gets tired, and decides to swim back.

Its the first joke off the top of my head. I'll post some better ones later.

Lol if its a third of the way then wouldn't she be swimming longer? then the blond :O

Dude, what are you smoking???

1/4 = 25%
1/3 = 33%
1/5 = 50%

WEED IS LEGAL in amsterdam :O DON'T TELL ANYONE :p

Your location is "Canada" Oh wait, its legal there no?
Oh, and you really need to stop double posting... There's an edit button for a reason.

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:54 pm

rofl Sorry man Razz

and i smoke weed like errrvery day XD and and its not legal Razz

by [PoisonGirl]Autumn Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:56 pm

Pft, it's not illegal if you don't get caught.

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:57 pm

Yeeeea

lol B.C bud is da shiz

by jUnk13 Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:59 pm

Autumn wrote:
bigwhite wrote:
Autumn wrote:
bigwhite wrote:
Autumn wrote:I think I hear crickets...

I got one.

Three girls are trapped on an island. A redhead, a brunette, and a blond. They decided to swim to the shore. The redhead swims a quarter way, gets tired, and swims back. The brunette does a little better, gets a third of the way there, gets tired, and swims back. The blond, swims half way, gets tired, and decides to swim back.

Its the first joke off the top of my head. I'll post some better ones later.

Lol if its a third of the way then wouldn't she be swimming longer? then the blond :O

Dude, what are you smoking???

1/4 = 25%
1/3 = 33%
1/5 = 50%

WEED IS LEGAL in amsterdam :O DON'T TELL ANYONE :p

Your location is "Canada" Oh wait, its legal there no?
Oh, and you really need to stop double posting... There's an edit button for a reason.

i come from the netherlands and i smoke it everyday coz its legal. =P so iBig y dont u come to amsterdam and i show u some nice things. like all the coffee shops and show u around in the red light district. better known as the crack whores.

by [PoisonGirl]Autumn Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:00 pm

Okay, I thought of another joke. A friend told me this one

Okay, so imaging you go camping with some of your friends. One night, you get totally hammered. You wake up with your pants at your ankles, you see beer bottles everywhere, you're tied to a tree, grease up your butt and you have a strange taste in your mouth. Would you tell anyone? (Answer yes or no)

by jUnk13 Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:01 pm

i'd tell them i was eeeehhhh i dunno what would u say???

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:01 pm

ROFL im moving there right when i turn 19 Smile

by [PoisonGirl]Autumn Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:02 pm

bigwhite, reply to my joke.. =P

by bigwhite Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:03 pm

rofl i would tell people i got mugged Razz

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