Continues History game

Hmmm... For peoples who don't know play this game:

you have to continues the history of the people befores you, like this:

People 1:

"One Enchanted Mushroom"

People 2:

"Eats a Rabbit"

IMPORTANT RULE: You can only post 3 words! NO 4, NO 2, NO 5! IT'S 3!!!

Ok I'll begin:

"A yellow mouse"

Had a big

Penis and go

To the mall

To do shopping

and buy a

big teddy bear

and then a chicken

a shopping list

and a girl

then he farted

and his "private area" burst into flames

OFF GAME: Tortise... you say more then 3 words. But ok.

PS: Anyone don't make it anymore...

ON GAME: And he go

and he cries

because he saw snoop dog and he Spontaneously Combusted while at the....

Car Driving his

Shopping trolley

and he ate

An apple with

a worm in

My mouth while

Chuck Norris came

and fucked him

in the car

that has huge