Short story, making it up as I'm writing :D

Once upon a time there was a young boy that liked alot of stuff, he was an ordinary boy that was picked on alot, he tried defending himself, but he was too weak to defend himself.
One day, when the boy was already a teenager, in a full moon night.. he heard a weird noise from the upper floor in his house, he was too scared to check, but he was afraid to wake his parents up because he knew they'd be very mad and punish him if it was just his imagination.
The teenager decided to go up and check by himself, he had no other choice.
He grabbed a bat in one hand and a flashlight in the other, walking up the stairs to the upper floor where it was completely dark, completely scared, he noticed the window in the upper floor was open. moments later he heard a noise coming from behind. he lit up the area behind him with the flashlight, and then.. it happened. he got bitten in his neck by a strange creature, a vampire.
Since then, he had been expiriencing weird powers, he wasen't weak anymore.. from that day on he would go to arenas where you fight eachother, he'd always win, his nickname was.. "Emashu"

HAHA not really =P I'm no vampire. I was just kinda bored, so I decided to write something o_o"
It's a VERY SHORT STORY.
No need to critique, if you have something mean to say, don't say it. I'm not intrested in that kind of comments, since this story isen't serious and I'm probably not gonna do this as a career when I grow up.

then
jus as emashu
believes 2 b invincible
i sho up with my warewolf powers
and rip his legs off
as emashu screams for help
i revert 2 my human form
and shove garlic down his throat

[GM]Tortise wrote:then
jus as emashu
believes 2 b invincible
i sho up with my warewolf powers
and rip his legs off
as emashu screams for help
i revert 2 my human form
and shove garlic down his throat

And then, the vampire that bit emashu at first, comes for emashu's help and rips off tortise's head, and heals emashu with his special powers =]

I come in and start dancing!

-dances-

woot!
disco dance party!!!!!!

Reattaches my head and eats evry1 xD

-puts on a KFC bucket and a michael myers mask- WOO!!! BUCKETHEAD FTW -dances-

BITES OFF EMASHUS HEAD FOR RIPPING OFF MINE

-dances headless- woot woot
dance to the music

I'm close to my 300 post goal -keeps on dancing-

omg...kfc head....

fierydeath wrote:omg...kfc head....

Yeah =] that's what buckethead uses :D